Regret License Version 1.0

2022-02-20

                         Regret License
                   Version 1.0, February 2022

         THE LICENSE JUST REPEATS: REGRET REGRET REGRET

1. Definitions.

Dear Legal Entity,

"Regret" shall mean
    - We regret using, reproducing, and distributing the Work.
    - We regret all works of authorship.
    - We most definitely regret deploying the Work onto our Kubernetes
      cluster's raggedy ass fleet!

Ooh-rah!

2. Regret Is a Name, Sergeant.